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Wordophilia - January 2009

GAF Update

January 29th 2009 16:09
Get A Freelancer

Some time ago, I mentioned the site 'Get A Freelancer'. I'd heard some good things about this place, so I registered. Since then, I've been absolutely flooded with emails of new projects on which to bid.

That's how GAF works. It effectively acts as the middle-man between publishers and content producers. The paying customers post their project in one or more categories - I subscribe to copywriting, proofreading, editing and translation personally, but there are web design and coding categories, as well as tons of others. Each project has a rough price range and some basic details of what's required. Content producers bid by detailing how much they want, how long they need to complete the task and perhaps some other details like samples of work.

Today marked an important turn in GAF events for me: I received an email regarding a bid I made last month. Quite apart from making me run around the room grinning and doing a good impression of a demented human windmill, this email has another importance:

I have no reputation.

I'm brand new on the site. The publisher who contacted me is very reliable - ten stars out of ten, no less - and originally had a preference for female writers based in the US. As if this wasn't enough, the subject matter she's interested in is beyond me. I know doodly-squat about it. After a little messaging and me being honest in saying that anything I produced on that subject would be second-rate, she's still interested for other subjects.

Now, I know I've been lucky. Not every publisher is going to be as reliable or as nice as this one. The important thing, though, is that she obviously looked at the samples I sent and, despite my having the wrong genitalia and living in the wrong country, is still interested. She didn't just ignore my bid because I'm new.

So that's darned good encouragement for other new writers out there who, like me, are finding it hard to get started. It's possible. We can do it. Right now, though, I'm of to continue doing my windmill impression... wheeee!
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SEO Strangeness

January 28th 2009 11:38
Google AdSense SEO Weirdness
Worse Things Happen At Sea


Here's something that made me raise an eyebrow and say "Huh?" - especially since it happened on a site as reliable as Google. Come on, you know you trust their search engine more than any other, so don't give me that "reliable? hah!" look.

It was while I was building a new Hub that I thought I would do a bit of research for the keywords. You know, bring in a bit of extra traffic and all that jazz. So I went off to the rather splendid AdWords tool and typed in a few phrases. Things like "bad manager", "bad leadership" and so on.

Among the suggested keywords, with over three million searches, was "Robert". Yes, the name Robert. How the hell did that get on a list of keywords about bad managers? That's just bizarre. So much for SEO.

Other news: monthly earnings figured out. Bad month, but then I've been busy with real life hassle and not with writing as much.
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Valentines Heads-Up

January 27th 2009 22:12
Mr Deeds
Schlubs In Lub

Who can forget the Hallmark card the eponymous hero comes up with in Mr Deeds? Well, now is perhaps the time for you to show that you, too, can write icky, sickly, honey-covered prose: Valentine's Day is approaching fast.

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Pay Check Time

January 26th 2009 14:15
Monthly Pay Check

Well, the end of the month is coming, so most folks are looking forward to their pay check (or cheque if you're British like me). Unfortunately, freelancers don't get those at the end of the month, so for me it's time to start thinking about my round-up of earnings - to check my pay, har har. I'll get to that by the end of the week, promise.

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Love, Sex and Romance

January 25th 2009 21:41
Kiss
Hard to handle.

Virtually any writer you speak to will say that there's at least one subject with which they struggle. Some can't do romance, others can't handle clever chit-chat. Some avoid humour, while others have difficulty with descriptive text. Me? I have my biggest trouble with sex and romance. In creative writing, I mean.

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Traffic <> Money

January 24th 2009 14:19
Queues

When people talk about earning money online, one of the most common aspects is ad revenue. AdSense, Kontera and a bunch of other services provide keyword-generated ads and our visitors click them to generate a few cents. That's the theory.

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Thank Heaven For Hot Spots

January 23rd 2009 18:26
Making Money Online

Well, so much for my Internet connection being reliable. It's been down for ages now, so I've resorted to jumping onto a nearby hot spot instead - that's one o' them thar wifi places with an insecure connection available to all and sundry. Thankfully, it's just in range of my house!

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Where's the 'On' switch?

January 19th 2009 15:18
My Internet connection is doing a remarkably good impression of a yo-yo at the moment. I may not be around consistently for a while. Please bear with me while I deal with this technical difficulty...
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Fan Fiction

January 16th 2009 18:26
Fan fiction fans
Hey, ladies: I write fan fics. Wanna come up and read my drafts?


I was off trawling around a few blogs today, just kind of killing a bit of time and seeing if I might happen upon something interesting, when I was suddenly reminded of a fan fiction story I wrote years ago. How? Let me explain


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Your Cookies Make Me Want To Puke

January 16th 2009 10:38
Cookies
Mine are yummy. Yours are not.


Cookies. Chocolate chips surrounded by warm, soft dough, lightly baked, just a little bit crispy around the edges. Yummy


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Unorganisedness

January 15th 2009 11:48
Mystery Men
Mr Disorganized was late for the photo.


My Internet connection went down a couple of days ago. Being a geek, this is a major hit on my lifestyle: no email, no blogging, no writing online, no bank info, nothing. I live and breathe online most of the time, so when it goes away I'm reduced to a useless, quivering mass of cold custard


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Out Of Control

January 13th 2009 02:50
The Incredible Hulk
Don't make me write. You wouldn't like me when I write.


It's big. it's uncontrollable. It's grown out of all proportion


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Scribble Scribble

January 12th 2009 01:13
Helium

I finally sat down and wrote one of the articles that was crawling around inside my noggin yesterday. It's not very spectacular, but it's one I'd been having trouble with, since it's somewhat more commercially viable than most of the nonsense I produce.

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World's Worst URLs

January 11th 2009 16:55
Hill Street Blues image
Just a very quick additional post today - while at HubPages checking on my content, I ran across this excellent entry. It's not mine, but I wanted to point it out. Some of the URLs listed take a moment to figure out exactly why they're bad, but they're all pretty darned hilarious. When registering your domain (to quote the old TV series): "Be careful out there."
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Too Many Ideas

January 11th 2009 14:13
Reefer Madness
It's the bugs in my head that make me crazy


Ten hours' sleep and my head's full of ideas. Just a day or two ago I was struggling and now they're everywhere, crawling around like little inspiration bugs. There goes one now, his little cockroach legs tapping out an article title in Morse code. Grab him


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State of the Onion

January 10th 2009 21:17
Sleepless in Seattle
No, I don't look like Tom Hanks (or Meg Ryan)


After almost a week of virtually no sleep, a sick cat, a recovering partner and more money troubles than the American car industry (all of which you can read about on my other blog if you really want to), I'm starting to get back on track


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The Word Philes

January 10th 2009 00:09
The Word Philes
The Word Philes

The Word Philes series looks at pieces of writing: they may be good, they may be bad or they may just be interesting. The good and the interesting receive commentary and links to the original authors' sites, hopefully to help other writers or just to share something exceptional. The bad are analysed, to work out what we should learn to avoid, and thus improve our writing.

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Blogging Basics

January 9th 2009 23:59
Blogging

The Blogging Basics series is designed to help people interested in starting their own blog. It begins with defining what a blog is, then takes the reader through the various steps of setting up, producing content and looking at difficult aspects such as traffic, revenue and popularity.

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Moving House

January 9th 2009 15:45


When I was living in France, I moved house a lot. Well, that's not actually true: I moved twice, but my lady moved frequently and, in seven years, I participated in something like ten different moves. By the end, I was sick to death of packing, lugging boxes and all that crap. I even destroyed my back doing it, getting a free ride in an ambulance, a night on morphine and ten days of excruciating pain into the bargain.

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Hostage: Dr. Marten

January 7th 2009 22:36
Somebody call the police: my shoes are being held hostage!

Next Monday, I will be jobless. Unemployed. On the dole. The bosses at my job decided back in December that my absence due to sickness (chronic back problems) was unacceptable and that they didn't want to continue paying me to lie around at home and drink coffee. While this is a blatantly prejudiced standpoint, clearly victimising me for my love of caffeine, I would never have expected them to resort to kidnapping to get me to sort out the paperwork


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The Atomic Number of Yttrium

January 5th 2009 14:36
Today is a good day. According to the great oracle that is Wiki, I will possibly be assassinated, telephone Italy, turn into yttrium or walk on the moon. What the heck am I talking about?

It's my birthday and I'm thirty-nine years old. Today will be spent largely in an attempt to convert my (mostly-) human form into a potato, resident on the sofa, as I simply can't be bothered to do very much


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Abducted by Aliens

January 4th 2009 21:48
Oh dear. I knew it was going to happen. as soon as I did that piece on the history of Area 51. Yup, it started my fingers twitching, the little green men popping into my head and the anal probe... er, no, maybe not that.

I've always had a bit of a thing for the unusual. I love ghost stories and pseudo-proof videos of weird things. I love alien stories, visitors from other planets, Bigfoot (not in a freezer), Nessie and all those fun things that people claim to have seen. In fact, I grew up in a UK hot-spot for UFO sightings, even though I've never had the fortune to see one myself


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Ye Gods!

January 3rd 2009 01:41
I am such a waste of space sometimes. Back in December, I sold my first ever article (via Helium). This was a major, major milestone for me and I don't think I blogged it at all on here. Yeesh, what a dodo.

So, to set things aright, you can find my lovely, super-duper, whizzy piece of professional prose (or at least something that I wrote and was quite good for once) over here at JollyJo
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Sexiest Geeks of 2008

January 1st 2009 19:58
Hmmm. I was just trawling around the web today when I ran headlong into this readers' poll on Wired. You'll have to forgive me for the digression, but I consider myself a nerd/geek (not sure I'm entirely smart enough for the geek appelation, though it'd be nice) and was rather bemused by over half the winners.

I mean, I can understand Marina Orlova, Jade Raymond and Danica McKellar being on there. They're all geeky (and yummy!). Stephen Colbert is kind of borderline, but I'll allow it because of his disturbingly in-depth knowledge of Lord Of The Rings! The other six have absolutely nothing geeky as far as I can tell: rien, nought, doodlysquat


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Happy New Year

January 1st 2009 15:25
May 2009 bring you happiness and success.

In keeping with the festive period, I spent a bit of time hunting around the web for some unusual calendars available for this year. There's some seriously weird stuff out there for people who want something a bit different to hang on their wall - have a look here
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